David Cook, American Idol

The DC SAT Challenge

Welcome to The David Cook SAT Challenge!

 Think you know David Cook? Even if you don’t know DC, do you think you are funny? Here’s your chance to prove it! . We’re going to give you a series of analogies, SAT-style,  and it’s up to you to fill the blanks. Just copy and paste “the test” and fill in your asnwers.  The best (and funniest) answers will be featured on the site each week!

There are only a few rules:

1.    Be creative/funny

2.    If ours aren’t good enough, make your own

3.    You don’t have to do them all, just the ones you can think of awesome answers to

4.    See rule 1

Example:       David : Losing  :: Rehab : Amy Winehouse   

For those of you who failed your SAT’s (::cough, cough:: The whole DC Fan Team), here’s the translation:

David is to Losing as Rehab is to Amy Winehouse (Get it? Neither of them are ever going to happen! Yowsa!)

Alright, go to it!

1) David : __________ :: blue : __________

2)  David : __________ :: space : __________

3)  David : __________ :: dairy food : __________

4)  David : __________  :: a blow dryer:  __________

5)  David : __________  :: Flavor Flav :  __________

6)  David : __________ :: rehab : __________

7)  David : __________ :: remixes : __________

8)  David : __________ :: red hair : __________

9)  David : __________ :: dancing : __________

10) David : __________ :: spandex : __________ 

29 Responses to “The DC SAT Challenge”

  1. blackpicnic, on April 9th, 2008 at 8:35 pm Said:

    David : _my skirt :: a blow dryer: __my hair

    translation: david really blows my skirt up

  2. blackpicnic, on April 9th, 2008 at 8:37 pm Said:

    David : ___Billboard Top 40 :: dairy food : ___lactose intolerant

  3. blackpicnic, on April 9th, 2008 at 8:41 pm Said:

    David : __my world :: space : __Captain Kirk

  4. stupidflanders, on April 10th, 2008 at 1:01 am Said:

    David : singing poorly :: blue : my husband’s balls
    (luckily, neither ever have to happen)
    *high five*

  5. stupidflanders, on April 10th, 2008 at 1:14 am Said:

    David : “pompous” : : spandex : a good look for a sumo wrestler dressed for a night out on the town

  6. Joanna, on April 10th, 2008 at 1:54 pm Said:

    David : America :: Flavor Flav : skanks

    (skanks love Flavor Flav…it can not be denied)

  7. Joanna, on April 10th, 2008 at 1:58 pm Said:

    David : David Archuleta :: Dairy : the lactose intolerant

  8. Joanna, on April 10th, 2008 at 2:01 pm Said:

    David : hot :: a blow dryer : hot

  9. Joanna, on April 10th, 2008 at 2:01 pm Said:

    David : awesomeness :: Chuck Norris : roundhouse kicks

  10. Joanna, on April 10th, 2008 at 2:02 pm Said:

    David : America :: spandex : Richard Simmons

  11. melanie, on April 10th, 2008 at 2:27 pm Said:

    David: #1 Bleu: sky

  12. Angela, on April 10th, 2008 at 10:45 pm Said:

    David: me :: Amy Winehouse : rehab (yes, I took the liberty of reversing the order).

    David needs me like Amy Winehouse needs rehab. That is, desperately, but the chances of it happening don’t look good.

  13. Joanna, on April 11th, 2008 at 8:15 am Said:

    David : the American Idol :: space : the final frontier

  14. JMac, on April 12th, 2008 at 7:30 pm Said:

    1) David : _Rockin!______ :: blue : __Rockin!_____
    Wait I didn’t take the SAT maybe I’m doing this wrong let me try again…

    2) David : _Awsome!____ :: space : _Awsome____
    No Still wrong hum…

    3) David : _Cool!_____ :: dairy food : __Cool!_____

    4) David : _HOT_______ :: a blow dryer: _hot
    They’re both true, get it :)

    5) David : What What! :: Flavor Flav : _Who Who?

    6) David : I NEED HIM :: rehab : I probably need it

    7) David : SA-WEET :: remixes : DC’s are SA-WEET_

    8) David : _How you doing?! :: red hair : carpet match the drapes?

    9) David : OH baby YES:: dancing : YES OH Baby

    10) David : TIGHT! :: spandex : tight!

  15. Rhonda, on April 18th, 2008 at 1:18 pm Said:

    David : ME :: space : Hawking

  16. AFishaNado, on April 22nd, 2008 at 5:30 pm Said:

    David: my little fangirly crush :: powder blue:tuxedos

    Wholly inappropriate but would have been ok in the late 70’s

  17. AFishaNado, on April 22nd, 2008 at 5:32 pm Said:

    David:my mp3 playlist :: space:Manhattan apartments

    Highly prized and not nearly enough

  18. AFishaNado, on April 23rd, 2008 at 3:08 pm Said:

    David:Neil Diamond :: FlavaFlav:sundials

  19. AFishaNado, on April 23rd, 2008 at 3:10 pm Said:

    David:Mariah Carey :: dairy products:processed soy velveeta

  20. AFishaNado, on April 23rd, 2008 at 3:15 pm Said:

    David:Andrew Lloyd Webber :: blow dryer:spilled bottle of Blng H20

  21. tracy, on April 28th, 2008 at 10:41 am Said:

    david : lesbians :: a blow dryer :: curly hair

    it make take some effort, but it’ll go straight, even if it’s temporary.

    ;)

  22. tracy, on April 28th, 2008 at 10:42 am Said:

    omg typo attack! let’s try that again.

    david : lesbians :: a blow dryer : curly hair

    it may take some effort, but it’ll go straight, even if it’s temporary.

  23. DC4ever, on April 30th, 2008 at 11:14 am Said:

    David Cook: KING::Freddie Mercury:QUEEN

  24. AFishaNado, on April 30th, 2008 at 12:02 pm Said:

    David Cook: Neil Diamond’s goosepimples :: David Cook: AFishaNado’s goosepimples

    And by *goosepimples* we all know we just mean *euphemism for embarrassingly erect nipples*

  25. Thisbe, on May 1st, 2008 at 1:12 pm Said:

    ) David : talent :: blue : sky

    (Endless.)

    2) David : jewelry :: space : stars

    (3) David : singing :: dairy food : ice cream

    4) David : me :: a blow dryer: ice cream

    (Mmmm…. Melty….)

    5) David : Nothing :: Flavor Flav : Anything

    6) David : American Idol :: rehab : an alcoholic

    7) David : rock :: remixes : hip hop

    8) David : all other Idols :: red hair : all other colors

    9) David : Archuleta :: dancing : standing still

    10) David : AI cheesey group numbers :: spandex : cellulite

    (Holds it all together? Get it?)

    I did well on the SAT. I swear!

  26. Jodi, on May 8th, 2008 at 1:24 pm Said:

    ) David : __Music___ :: Sun : ___Earth___

    2) David : _Talent_____ :: space : __infinite_

    3) David : _Nerd______ :: Godiva : __chocolate
    The best kind!

    10) David : SEXY_____ :: spandex : __scary____

  27. Tivvy, on May 8th, 2008 at 7:23 pm Said:

    Now that I’ve finished the GRE and don’t have to actually STUDY these….

    1) David : worthy :: blue : happy

    2) David : singular :: space : time

    3) David : on American Idol :: dairy food : in the fridge

    4) David : awesomeness :: a blow dryer: heat

    5) David : Axium :: Flavor Flav : Public Enemy (how has no one else done that one yet?)

    6) David : mundane :: rehab : addiction

    7) David : stage :: remixes : clubs

    8) David : American Idol :: red hair : Gillian Anderson

    9) David : votes :: dancing : rhythm

    10) David : guitar :: (neon green) spandex : matador

  28. sharryynn, on May 14th, 2008 at 3:51 am Said:

    9) David : Full version of Baba O’Reilly_ :: Obama : _Presidential nomination acceptance speech
    (A brilliant moment that just may transform the universe! Tooo much?)

  29. ME, on May 20th, 2008 at 2:29 pm Said:

    1) David : crosswords :: blue : sea
    “deep”
    2) David : my 3 ft :: space : personal
    3) David : a smuggy face :: dairy food :ice cream
    “lick-able” HA!
    4) David : song writing :: a blow dryer: water
    5) David : perfection :: Flavor Flav : annoying
    6) David : itunes :: rehab : addicts
    “you never get enough”
    7) David : Kansas City :: remixes : night clubs
    “the life blood”
    8) David : scruffy :: red hair : pale
    9) David : performing :: dancing : patrick swayze
    10) David : obsession :: spandex : El Nacho Libre
    “For Fun”

    **Bonus- David: Childbirth :: American Idol tour : DAVID COOK!
    “worth the pain!”

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