301 Reasons Why…
you should vote for David Cook:
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away David Cook invented the force.
All Polar Bears are left handed.
All roads lead to David Cook.
And on the 8th day God created David Cook.
As a practical joke, David Cook was not elected prom king.
Bo doesn’t know David Cook, but he’d like to
Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves. David Cook is faster.
Charlie Chaplin once won 3rd place in a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest. David Cook took first place.
David Cook actually invented the George Foreman grill
David Cook actually kicked Chuck Norris’s ass but didn’t tell anyone because he didn’t want Chuck to be sad.
David Cook actually saw, captured, and then released big foot.
David Cook adores babies.
David Cook always calls his mother on Mother’s Day.
David Cook always get a Yahtzee on his first roll.
David Cook always gets inside jokes.
David Cook always has the last laugh.
David Cook always puts the seat down.
David Cook always wins at tether ball. Always.
David Cook and Johnny Depp hang out all the time.
David Cook and Superman once fought a battle to the death. It ended in a draw and Superman bought David a beer.
David Cook ate the rest of Ozzy’s bat.
David Cook beats Rock, Paper, and Scissors.
David Cook believes every day should be casual Friday.
David Cook brought the frankincense.
David Cook built the pyramids.
David Cook can beat most people at DDR with one foot in a cast.
David Cook can bench press more than you.
David Cook can bend the space-time continuum.
David Cook can catch flies with only one chop stick.
David Cook can fly, but he doesn’t rub it in.
David Cook can have his cake and eat it too.
David Cook can hula hoop like nobody’s business.
David Cook can make the best taco platter you’ve ever tasted, but won’t out of principle
David Cook can make the devil cry.
David Cook can see in the dark.
David Cook can turn the beat around…turn it upside down.
David Cook can water ski without a boat.
David Cook can whittle.
David Cook coined the phrase “coined the phrase”
David Cook convinced Amy Winehouse to go to rehab.
David Cook cracked the Liberty Bell.
David Cook created ketchup just to take tomatoes down a notch or two.
David Cook determines the Powerball
David Cook didn’t discover global warming, but he brought the issue up during a dinner with Al Gore
David Cook didn’t invent the Internet, but he did bring it up at a dinner with Al Gore.
David Cook didn’t need braces.
David Cook didn’t shoot the sheriff or the deputy, but he had a good mind to.
David Cook discovered America.
David Cook discovered Simon Cowell.
David Cook discovered the atom on accident.
David Cook doesn’t believe in Scientology.
David Cook doesn’t get more ass than a toilet seat, but he gives port-a-potties a run for their money.
David Cook doesn’t like mustard but still respects people that do
David Cook doesn’t mess with Texas.
David Cook doesn’t need a watch, he just knows the time.
David Cook doesn’t need spinach to get pumped up.
David Cook doesn’t trust the ocean…. and the ocean certainly doesn’t trust David Cook
David Cook doesn’t believe in stairs
David Cook doesn’t do “covers” he does “betters.”
David Cook donated blood; that blood saved one million lives.
David Cook dug a hole to China when he was young; he called it the “Orient Express”.
David Cook eats tofu begrudgingly.
David Cook edited the first edition of Bram Stoker’s Dracula.
David Cook fought the law and David Cook won.
David Cook gets more results than Google.
David Cook gets younger every time I see him.
David Cook goes to eleven.
David Cook got a 2,000 on his SATs.
David Cook has 1/1 vision, trust us, that’s incredible.
David Cook has a book written about him, it’s by the poet Homer and it’s called The Odyssey.
David Cook has a hyperbaric chamber, for no reason.
David Cook has a poker face even when he is not playing poker.
David Cook has been in 7 fights in his life, each one was justified
David Cook has bowled a more perfect game than you.
David Cook has cable TV.
David Cook has died twice, no one knows why
David Cook has discovered the meaning of life.
David Cook has done a little modeling.
David Cook has had an iPhone since 1994.
David Cook has in some way inspired every song every written.
David Cook has killed a man for less, a lot less.
David Cook has met and impressed a mermaid.
David Cook has never accepted a contribution from a lobbyist or special interest group.
David Cook has never been “that guy”.
David Cook has never eaten a banana split.
David Cook has never said “I’ll be in the gym blasting my Traps,” even if he is
David Cook has never thrown up except for once, he didn’t like it
David Cook has never waited in line.
David Cook has tasted the moon and reported it is not cheese.
David Cook hates mimes.
David Cook hates one-uppers
David Cook hates snitches.
David Cook hid Waldo.
David Cook hung out with older chicks in high school.
David Cook inspired Papa Smurf’s red hat.
David Cook inspired Short Circuit 1 and 2.
David Cook inspired the term “Super-cala-fragi-listic-expe-alidocious,” someone was trying to describe how he made them feel
David Cook invented Chivalry.
David Cook invented Esperanto.
David Cook invented Micro Machines on accident
David Cook invented the “Yield” sign
David Cook invented the BCS but swears he has nothing to do with it.
David Cook invented the color magenta.
David Cook invented the slap bracelet.
David Cook invented the spork.
David Cook invented the surprise party.
David Cook is 1,245 years old.
David Cook is a lefty.
David Cook is a scholar and a gentleman.
David Cook is a word nerd.
David Cook is actually a palindrome.
David Cook is allergic to failure
David Cook is always picked first.
David Cook is an incredible juggler.
David Cook is bullet proof.
David Cook is currently the only American who owns a personal jet pack.
David Cook is David Cook’s worst enemy
David Cook is Deepthroat.
David Cook is from Missouri
David Cook is hot, enough said.
David Cook is in no way affiliated with Dane Cook.
David Cook is in your extended network.
David Cook is likely to discover the next planet.
David Cook is more soothing than whale sounds.
David Cook is not an X-Man even though they’ve invited him several times.
David Cook is NOT the Manchurian Candidate.
David Cook is putting the final touches on his outline for a “workable” middle-east peace plan. The Palestinians keep calling to see if it is done yet.
David Cook is Rudy.
David Cook is so manly, he sweats Old Spice.
David Cook is sweet sassy molassy.
David Cook is the “D” in DNA, as in Davidribonucleic Acid.
David Cook is the “invisible hand” that Adam Smith was referring to.
David Cook is the 8th wonder of the world.
David Cook is the cure for the common cold.
David Cook is the Dali Lama’s spiritual adviser.
David Cook is the Dread Pirate Roberts.
David Cook is the square root of two.
David Cook is the ultimate one upper
David Cook is third-person omniscient.
David Cook isn’t a morning person, but he’s always cordial.
David Cook isn’t above a good fart joke.
David Cook isn’t always trying to tell random stories about his fantasy football team.
David Cook isn’t impressed.
David Cook knew Elvis, really.
David Cook knows a good deal when he sees one.
David Cook knows how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
David Cook knows how to play a xylophone.
David Cook knows how to turn water into wine.
David Cook knows the ending to the Sopranos.
David Cook knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego.
David Cook knows the Jenny at 867-5309.
David Cook knows the way to Sesame Street.
David Cook knows what the Dharma Initiative is really about.
David Cook knows what’s in Marcellus Wallace’s briefcase.
David Cook knows where the beef is.
David Cook knows who shot Kennedy.
David Cook let the dogs out.
David Cook likes his eggs “straight up.”
David Cook likes macaroni salad, but he’s not in love with it.
David Cook likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.
David Cook lived on the Yellow Submarine, but only for a month.
David Cook loves hearing stories about your day.
David Cook loves Mondays.
David Cook loves puppies but most of all the puppies love him.
David Cook made Fidel Castro resign.
David Cook made the color pink popular.
David Cook made the Magic School Bus magical.
David Cook makes a sweater vest cool.
David Cook makes it hip to be square.
David Cook means never having to say you’re sorry.
David Cook mentored Chuck Norris.
David Cook named the Aurora Borealis.
David Cook never leaves the toilet seat up.
David Cook never puts the cart before the horse.
David Cook never puts the empty milk carton back in the fridge.
David Cook never resorts to low-brow humor.
David Cook once ate an entire locomotive on a dare.
David Cook once beat up a tornado.
David Cook once dated Helen of Troy; they broke up because she got too “clingy.”
David Cook once hosted the hit TV show Straight Cash, Homie with Randy Moss.
David Cook once jump-started his friend’s car by singing to it.
David Cook once organized chaos.
David Cook once swallowed a live minnow.
David Cook once told a story of a whaler and his quest for revenge over a giant white whale to a middle-aged writer named Melville.
David Cook once wrestled a bear out of sheer boredom.
David Cook only wears boots with the fur.
David Cook owns a carrier pigeon.
David Cook owns an abacus.
David Cook owns the HoverBoard from Back to the Future II.
David Cook owns the last Dodo bird.
David Cook plus two equals four.
David Cook prefers syrup from New Hampshire.
David Cook rarely sings two songs in a row because he is such a hard act to follow.
David Cook remembers the good old days.
David Cook respects Sinbad as an artist and a comedian.
David Cook saw the sign. It opened up his eyes. It was all very dramatic.
David Cook shaves the old-fashioned way, with a knife.
David Cook shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
David Cook showed Earl Grey how to make tea.
David Cook starred in the straight-to-video Rocky VI.
David Cook stole your picnic basket.
David Cook supported gravity before everyone else caught on.
David Cook supports a college football playoff format.
David Cook supports his local VFW.
David Cook taught Babe Ruth how to hit a baseball.
David Cook taught his goldfish how to fetch.
David Cook taught Stephen Hawking everything he knows.
David Cook tells the Hubble Telescope where to find new galaxies.
David Cook toys with the idea of invincibility.
David Cook turned down a date with Carmen Electra.
David Cook turned down the role of Batman in ‘Batman and Robin’, he said George Clooney ‘needed it more.’
David Cook votes.
David Cook wants the truth. He can handle the truth.
David Cook was given custody of Britney’s kids.
David Cook was named after Jesse James
David Cook was North Korea’s first choice for American Entertainment.
David Cook was once bitten by a cobra; sadly the cobra did not survive.
David Cook was one of the treasures found in King Tut’s tomb.
David Cook was ranked #1 for six weeks in the AP Basketball Poll.
David Cook was supposed to play Zach Morris on Saved by the Bell but decided to get an education first.
David Cook was the first captain of the U.S. Curling Team.
David Cook was the first of the Mohicans.
David Cook was the first principal at Hogwarts.
David Cook was the first to cross the Oregon Trail.
David Cook was the only survivor from Herculaneum when Mt. Vesuvius exploded.
David Cook was the original 5th Beatle.
David Cook was the original Dave in Dave Matthews Band.
David Cook weighs the same on every planet.
David Cook went back to the future and wasn’t impressed.
David Cook won the Boston Marathon three times.
David Cook would have demanded a recount.
David Cook would never hurt an animal, unless it was an opossum, the world needs less opossums
David Cook would walk a thousand miles to fall down at your door.
David Cook writes his own music, literally
David Cook writes the songs that make the whole world sing.
David Cook wrote and directed 18 episodees of Fraiser.
David Cook wrote and directed E.T.
David Cook’s social security number is 1.
David Cook: The Town Too Tough To Die
David Cook’s car is the Millennium Falcon.
David Cook’s pen name is J.K. Rowling.
David Cook’s pen name is John Grisham.
David Cook’s singing altered the orbit of the Earth, moving it out of the path of an approaching asteroid and saving mankind.
E = David Cook
Four out of five doctors agree: listening to David Cook is good for your health.
Google gets their April Fools Joke ideas from David Cook.
I take my David Cook with a salted rim and a twist of lime!
If David Cook had a symbol on the periodic chart, it would be BA.
If David Cook was confronted with an A to B conversation he’d C to it that he could join in
If David Cook were a president, he’d be Baberaham Lincoln.
If David Cook were an ice cream flavor he’d go great as dessert.
If elected, David Cook will not raise taxes.
If you put a seashell up to your ear, you can hear David Cook.
If you rearrange the letters in David Cook you get Vida Doc Ko. Think about it for a minute.
In David Cook We Trust.
In the beginning it was David and Eve.
It rains when David Cook cries.
It’s rumored that Roy Scheider’s last words were “David Cook”.
James Bond adopted his catchphrase after meeting David Cook at Casino Royale.
Like a good neighbor, David Cook is there.
Most politicians have to kiss babies to get votes. But with David, the babies kiss him.
New Hampshire offered David Cook the Old Man in the Mountain’s spot first but he declined.
No one has ever dared declare thumb war on David Cook.
No word is added to the dictionary without David Cook’s approval.
Nobody puts David Cook in a corner.
Not only does David Cook KNOW the muffin man, they go bowling every Saturday!
On his deathbed, Orsen Welles thanked David Cook for inspiring Citizen Kane.
One time David Cook played the leader of the Jets in West Side Story
One time David Cook swallowed a nail, it made him stronger.
One time, many years ago, David Cook, in casual conversation, mentioned to the folks at the Girl Scouts that a cookie sale might go over really well.
Pedestrians stop for David Cook.
Pedro wears a “Vote For David Cook” shirt.
People outside of David Cook’s circle say he doesn’t suck.
Ricky Martin lived La Vida Loca, because he couldn’t handle La Vida David Cook.
Shortly after cavemen discovered fire, David Cook invented the flame thrower.
The best part of waking up, is David Cook in your cup.
The Black-Eyed Peas were simply known as The Peas until they crossed David Cook.
The celebrity David Cook is most like is Tom Hanks, who doesn’t like Tom Hanks?
The Federal Reserve never makes a move without consulting David Cook.
The Grammys are named after David Cook.
The light always turns green for David Cook.
The New York Times Crossword Puzzle Dictionary defines David Cook as “a 9-letter synonym for ‘awesome’.”
The only certainties in life are death, taxes, and David Cook.
The orange bracelet.
There’s the chicken, the egg, and David Cook.
Two David Cooks do make a “right”.
Washington DC. I think you can guess what the DC stands for.
When in a pickle, Jack Bauer calls David Cook for advice.
When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight, call David Cook.
When life gives David lemons, he makes a five-course meal.
When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. And David Cook.
You wouldn’t want to make David Cook angry; you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.
You’d have to eat ten jars of jalapenos to get the amount of hotness that’s in just one David Cook.
What no reasons such as “He knows how much gook would David cook if David Cook could cook?”
I too hate stairs, so I will vote for David Cook! This is the most awesome website ever, I think I will take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
This list is so full of win, except for the hating mimes bit. That part makes me sad, but 100/101 ain’t so bad! ^__^
I never would have guessed that David Cook and Al Gore ate so many meals together.
My dad worked for the Federal Reserve and told me he couldn’t make any moves without consulting David Cook first so I can vouch for that!!
Definitely has my votes!!
Does David Cook also wear the Apple Bottom jeans?
If anyone has any other reasons that should be added to the list. Send them to votefordavidcook@gmail.com and we’ll run them by our creative director. (We’re already at 101 reasons but if we get enough maybe we’ll change it to 201 reasons).
Those are hilarious! He’s got my vote because, Vida Doc Ko! lol.
David doesn’t mess with Texas, because he was born there.
David Cook has had an iPhone since 1994.
This is hilarious.
I heard that 4 out of 5 dentist surveyed recommended David Cook to their patients.
(Hope nobody already said that. I didn’t have time to read everything, I was busy on the phone with my OB/GYN. I wanted to know if she too recommended David Cook. Apparently she is now limiting her practice only to those who vote for David.)
No one puts David Cook in a corner.
Dear Admin Who Posted,
“Admin, on February 29th, 2008 at 7:17 pm Said:
If anyone has any other reasons that should be added to the list. Send them to votefordavidcook@gmail.com and we’ll run them by our creative director. (We’re already at 101 reasons but if we get enough maybe we’ll change it to 201 reasons).”
Your creative director is just one more reason to vote David. This site is awesome, interesting, and most importantly— funny. Pass on the word to keep on directing that witty creativity.
Al Gore is a lucky, lucky man.
The best part of waking up, is David Cook in your cup.
ummm… I just want to say, I didn’t even need 1 reason… I’m already on board
Hahaha, that was awesome! As a HUGE Lost fan, I liked the part about the Dharma Initiative.
When Locke looks for answers on the Island, David Cook sends him a Taller Ghost Walt.
David Cook knows what’s in Marcellus Wallace’s briefcase.
David Cook defines “more cowbell”!!
Soylent Green is David Cook!
I agree that listening to David Cook is good for the health.
David “Cooks”
David Cook, rock star, is an axiom.
and on the 8th day God created David Cook.
McDreamy has nothing on McCookie.
*ROTFL*
You guys are awesome-funneehee! Love this list!
McCookie! Awww, now that’s good! LOL!
David Cook actually kicked Chuck Norris’s ass but didn’t tell anyone because he didn’t want Chuck to be sad.
I love this one! I love them all! Go David!!!
David says, “Hello” to all the lonely people and tells them that it’s all right now, they can be happy together.
The Black-Eyed Peas were simply known as The Peas until they crossed David Cook.
David Cook clogs the toilet even when he pees.
David Cook’s penis is so massive it has its own elbow.
David Cook speaks 976 languages, including some which have not been discovered yet.
David Cook has never had a cavity.
To David Cook, MILF’s are known as MIFs.
David Cook can see in the dark.
David Cook makes the word “juxtapose” sound sexy.
David Cook invented the color magenta.
David Cook brought sexy back, had his way with it, and then let Justin have his sloppy seconds.
David Cook is a bizillionaire, but he doesn’t like to brag about it.
David Cook knows who shot Kennedy.
David Cook can’t dance, but no one holds it against him.
David Cook had a fan club before he was even conceived.
David Cook learned how to use a voice box yesterday, then rocked it in front of 30 million people today.
David Cook eats at Arby’s.
David Cook types 489 WPM.
David Cook never met an albino he didn’t like.
David Cook is as serious as a heart attack.
David Cook once killed a man with his bare hands (the guy deserved it).
David Cook is an expert TV-watcher.
David Cook appears in the dictionary under both “recalescent” and “thermogenic.”
David Cook is Rosebud.
When in a pickle, Jack Bauer calls David Cook for advice.
David Cook likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.
No one has ever dared declare thumb war on David Cook.
David Cook invented the hockey puck.
David Cook believes every day should be casual Friday.
Critics agree: David Cook is one badass motherbleeper.
David Cook’s phone number is 867-5309.
David Cook is a living legend.
David Cook is a Guitar Hero champion.
David Cook once saved a family of five from drowning.
David Cook cannot tell a lie.
If elected, David Cook will not raise taxes.
David Cook never puts the empty milk carton back in the fridge.
David Cook is a Titanic survivor.
David Cook is a good kisser.
David Cook was the one to finally get Gilligan and friends off that damn island.
David Cook never leaves the toilet seat up.
Greg House consults David Cook on each and every one of his cases.
David Cook still thinks a day tripper is someone who enjoys day trips.
David Cook answers his phone saying “Hello, is it me you’re looking for?”
David Cook is the cure for the common cold.
David Cook shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
When Winnie the Pooh got a rumbly in his tumbly, it was David Cook’s honey he was after.
David Cook is a Rocket Surgeon
David Cook is in your extended network.
David Cook rearranged Billie Jean just like Michael Jackson rearranged his face, only oodles better.
David Cook CAN believe It’s Not Butter!
David Cook can rock a note higher, harder, stronger, and longer than any man ever!
lmao at “David Cook invented Esperanto.”
That makes him the ultimate word nerd!!!
David Cook is the new black.
David Cook is so money and he doesn’t even know it.
David Cook doesn’t wear socks on Sundays.
David Cook remembers when.
David Cook can hula hoop like nobody’s business.
David Cook and I are so alike.. I cry chanel. David Cook invented google after the internet was made. David Cook invented the guitar, by making a tissue box version with elastic bands. David Cook understands how to calculate the volume of a sphere. David Cook can speak the language they speak in Lord Of The Rings. David Cook has seen an actual unicorn, and for those wondering, theyre up north. David Cook taught a politician how to talk in circles. David Cook let Dane Cook borrow his name. David Cook is Al Schwarzenegger’s english speech teacher. David Cook invented the line “I’ll be back”. St Patricks day was invented for David Cook because he likes green. David Cook has read the dictionary, front to back, six times. David Cook is the only person known to human kind, who doesnt fall for the “Look up there, a dead bird!” or “Gullible isnt in the dictionary joke”. David Cook changed the name of Wal-Mart, they were going to name it Marty Mart. I have more, but my fingers hurt.
haha these are hilarious!
These are funny, and probably true XD, David have fun hangung with Johnny Depp
whoever has written these reasons- you are v. funny.
David Cook knows how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a very long time.
Viva David Cook!
David Cook hid Waldo.
OMG!! I LOVE that David Cooks appreciates maple syrup strictly from NH!!!!
Oh pride!
David Cook has discovered the meaning of life.
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away David Cook invented the force.
James Bond adopted his catchphrase after meeting David Cook at Casino Royale.
David Cook has tasted the moon, and reports that it is sadly, not cheese.
Jalapenos think David Cook is spicy.
New Hampshire offered David Cook the Old Man in the Mountain’s spot first…unfortunately he declined.
Pedestrians stop for David Cook.
MARRY ME, DAVID COOK!!! …That’s all.
Outstanding *clapping*
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If David Cook told Hilary Clinton she had a nice body, she would definitely hold it against him.
David Cook had Pluto removed as a planet.
David Cook has never waited in line.
David Cook is the 9th wonder of the world.
David Cook has been voted People Magazine’s sexiest man dead or alive.
David Cook knows how to turn water into wine.
Like a good neighbor, David Cook is there.
whoops, I meant to type 8th wonder of the world, although I think he qualifies for the 8th and 9th.:)
David Cook isn’t waiting on the world to change.
David Cook knows how the “Sex and the City” Movie will end.
David Cook invented both Coca-Cola AND Pepsi.
David Cook can bend the space-time continuum. He was actually the one who told Peter Petrelli to “Save the cheerleader, save the world.”
When David Cook gets sand in his speedo, it comes out a pearl.
The light always turns green for David Cook.
David Cook came to earth in a pod falling from the sky.
David Cook’s only weeknesses are kryptonite and having his head shaved.
After American Idol, David Archaletta plans on having his last name changed to Cook, and Christy Lee Cook plans on having her first name changed to David.
David Cook can comprehend the universe.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Just ask David Cook, he lives there.
David Cook was the 2nd gunman on the Grassy Knoll.
David Cook buried Jimmy Hoffa.
David Cook invented cookies.
David Cook invented the breast pump.
David Cook is magically delicious.
David Cook invented the thong.
David Cook is having my baby.
david cook is a figment of his own imagination
david cook is a geek… a hot geek
david cook invented stonehenge
david cook knows why the caged bird sings
david cook invented deja vous
david cook is jason castro’s roommate
david cook prefers unsweetened chocolate in his coffee .
david cook believes in global warming
i just thought of another one:
if david cook has anything to do with making this site, he’s a pompus, egotistical ass. but i’ll still want him to win.
AND (sorry)
billie jean is NOT david cook’s lover.
Here are some more if you’re moving on to 301 reasons.
-David Cook would like to buy the world a Coke.
-David Cook built the pyramids.
-The statues on Easter Island? That’s right, David Cook put them there.
-David Cook invented the Northern Lights.
-David Cook knows where Jimmy Hoffa is.
David cook fought the law, and David Cook won.
David Cook is NOT the father of Ann Nicole Smiths daughter.
David Cook know where Elvis is, and Jimmy Hoffa.
David Cook does NOT wear Speedos!!!!
David Cook smells like fresh baked cookies
Porn stars come to David Cook for tips.
David Cook was asked to replace Mick Jagger, but declined.
The reason why the Bible does not cover Jesus Christ during his teenage years is because he was hanging out with David Cook and the writers could not keep up.
Wait. DC invented the BCS? I take back my admiration of his talents. Even though my alma matter has benefited from that hot mess of a national championship (twice), I hate it with the passion of one thousand suns.
No one sings well enough to be forgiven that. NOT EVEN COOK.
David Cook invented electricity but let GOD take credit for it so not to intimidate the rest of humanity.
David Cook invented ugly so that the world can appreciate all that is beautiful
the reason why the dinosaurs went extinct is because David Cook was once bitten by a T-Rex
David Cook invented energy drinks so the rest of the world could try to keep up with him
David Cook once organized chaos
David Cook invented the spork
David Cook was born with chest hair
David Cook created Michael Johns in his laboratory
David Cook weighs the same on every planet
David Cook will wash your hair
David Cook invented hair products so other can try to look as good as he does
David Cook means never having to say you’re sorry
David Cook wrote the Bible, it was an autobiography
All humans males have 23 pairs of chromosomes, David Cook likes the number 23
Humans have 32 teeth, David Cook likes the number 32 as it is 23 in reverse
in the movie “Star Wars”, Princess Lea was held in cell number AA-23, again David Cook likes the number 23
The human biorhythm cycle is 23 days, coincidence? I think not.
A female ferret will die if she goes into heat and cannot find a mate, so will David Cook. Please don’t let this happen ladies.
315 entries in Webster’s 1996 dictionary were misspelled. David Cook discovered and corrected all of them.
It took Leonardo Di Vinci 10 years to paint the Mona Lisa. David Cook could have done it in 10 minutes.
Charlie Chaplin once won 3rd place in a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest. David Cook took first place.
David Cook made sure the glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
Bats always turn left when exiting their cave. David Cook is left handed.
On the Canadian 2 dollar bill, the American flag is flying over the Parliament Building. David Cook loves America.
All Polar Bears are left handed. David Cook loves Polar Bears.
A cat has 32 muscles in its ears, again with the 32 and 23? David Cook is kind to cats.
The youngest Pope ever was 11, Pope David Cook.
David Cook invented boredom so that I would post on this site.
David Cook can save time in a bottle
David Cook showed Earl Grey how to make tea
David Cook can catch flies with only one chop stick
David Cook coined the fraise “coined the fraise”
Am I slow or or something?
I don’t get the “Vida Doc Ko” thing. D:
but I love it all.
lol, actually I am right with you Jamey! It still confuses me, but I’m guessing it’s from an older movie or a show I don’t watch… idk
anyways, I wanted to let McDB know I think he is special and even though you were bored, you put your time into good use by making us laugh.
And btw, no problemo on the ferret phrase, when he looks for someone they’ll be plenty waiting for him. Any doubts, just let me know!
Deanna
David Cook has a poker face even when he is not playing poker.
David Cook thinks Deanna is special for thanking McDB
David Cook created Catsup just to take tomatoes down a notch or two.
David Cook can make the devil cry
David Cook taught the Sherpa’s how to climb mountains.
David Cook ownes an abacus
David Cook wrote and directed E.T.
It rains when David Cook cries.
David Cook’s skin is bullet proof
Washington DC? Guess what the DC stands for.
Little Bo Peep lost her sheep, David Cook found the. He didnt give them because she was irresponsible.
David Cook is the Dread Pirate Roberts
David Cooks car is the Millennium Falcon
David Cook was once bitten by a cobra, sadly the cobra did not survive
David Cook knows how to play a xylophone
David Cook was the first principal at Hogwarts
David Cook once beat up a tornado
David Cook is not an X-Man but they wish he was
David Cook taught his gold fish how to fetch
I like Diet Coke because it has the same initials as David Cook
Chuck Noris wakes up every morning angry because he is not David Cook
David Cook can remember his own birth
David Cook was once considered to be on a US postage stamp. The post office decided not to because it is a crime to print David Cooks picture on anything smaller then an 8X10
McDB… keep ‘em coming. you make me laugh! (as always)
When David Cook turns on his TV, the show thats on stops and watches him.
David Cook keeps Godzilla as a pet.
David Cook created wind, then shortly there after, he broke it
David Cook showed the Jedi the ways of the force
David Cook thinks Orchids are stuck up
If David Cook was in NY during 9-1-1, he would not have stopped the planes, instead he would have picked up the towers and moved them out of the way.
David Cook taught Babe Ruth how to play Baseball
David Cook does not have friends, he has desciples
David Cook was once bitten by a mosquito, it instantly burst into flames.
Not only does David Cook KNOW the muffin man, they go bowling every saturday!
David Cook invented short-shorts, but has vehemently denied it since Richard Simmons came into existence.
David Cook is not free thinking, his thinking is very expensive
David Cook took the red and the blue pill just because.
Adolf Hitler did not have a mustache, he had a permanent bruise where David Cook smacked him in the mouth
David Cook went around the world in 79 days, but didn’t want to make Jules Verne feel bad.
You’re in good hands with David Cook.
Even Texas doesn’t mess with David Cook.
The only certainties in life are death, taxes, and David Cook.
David Cook: Don’t leave home without it.
A David Cook a day keeps the doctor away.
David Cook does a body good.
David Cook is Tom. He’s everyone’s friend.
David Cook wants the truth. He can handle the truth.
abbylyn, very nice.
David Cook sets trends; but he always does it better!
OMG they are actually using our sugestions! You guys are so awesome. I think the “list of reasons” is my favorite part of this website. Well, that and the music =)
David Cook beat the Pinball Wizard at pinball, but didn’t want to ruin the song.
David Cook never loses his keys.
David Cook made the Magic Schoolbus magical.
David Cook wrote under half of these reasons.
David Cook knows that beneath that Nascar lovin’ mask, Clarence Thomas really is a white male.
David Cook knows that Clarence Thomas really does prefer Pepsi.
David Cook knows that Condi Rice really is Anita Hill.
Okay, I’m a Supreme Court junkie, what can I say ?!
David Cook taught ultimate word nerd Chief Justice John G. Roberts English.
I absolutely adore David Cook!!!! He’s the greatest and rather HOT too!!! I’m glad to hear that he is single!!! Maybe I have a chance!!! YES!!!! Just kidding lol!!!
DA and DC fans are mutually exclusive.
David Cook will demand a recount.
David Cook can make buttermilk with margarine.
David has a successful cookbook series: 31 Minute Meals.
David Cook is man enough to watch a chick flick alone.
David Cook told Webster the definitions
David Cook knows who John Galt is.
When the spider sat down next to Little Miss Muffet, they talked about David Cook
David Cook is not a haberdasher, but he could be one if he wanted to be.
The only reason why bad people live in this world is because David Cook will not kill anything he wont eat.
David Cook once bowled a 301
David Cook’s Golf Score is always 18
In 1850, somewhere in Massachusetts, David Cook told a story of a whaler and his quest for revenge over a giant white whale to a middle aged writer by the name of Herman Melville.
Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves. David Cook is faster.
Brad could not risk bringing Angelina to IGB. She would have traded up to Cook.
David Cook started the Rock n’ Roll history
David Cook taught Brazil a thing or two about brazillians.
Not speedo, banana hammock.
When life gives David lemons, he makes a five-course meal.
In his minor novella, Les Miserables, Victor Hugo named the protagonist David Cook. He later changed the name to Jean Valjean, Cook just sounded too English.
David Cook is not afraid to cry.
David Cook tells God when he can go on lunch breaks.
David Cook can play all the Rock Band instruments at once.
David Cook sneaks out after the show to get a dinner with his little sparrow friend.
David Cook never gives you socks or a sweater for Christmas.
David Cook never lies to anyone about how the world Loves him and his songs.
David Cook’s singing altered the orbit of the Earth, moving it out of the path of an approaching asteroid and saving mankind.
The reason why the world is a sphere is because David Cook is in the center and everyone is surrounding him causing it to get wider by the minute.
David Cook will win the next World War.
David Cook knows where the island on “Lost” is.
David Cook is a mensch. Possibly even Mensch of the Month. (Google the definition, really seems to fit.)
David Cook is the other four in the Jackson five
David Cook counts down the days until Christmas, beginning at 423.
David Cook can speak 4567 different languages.
David Cook invented the world wide web
HE IS A MENSCH, thankyou kirsten
Jimmy crack corn and David Cook doesn’t care
David Cook is smarter then a 5th grader
David Cook CAN teach an old dog new tricks.
David Cook will never flip you the bird, but he does flip and excellent pancake.
For David Cook, there is no wrong side of the bed.
David Cook IS the handwriting on the wall.
A bug’s ear has nothing on David Cook.
A picture paints a thousand words, David Cook doesn’t need paint.
David Cook would never try to gild a lily.
David Cook knows exactly how many peppers Peter Piper picked.
YOU can’t take it with you, but David Cook can.
There’s nothing after David Cook …or…David Cook is the beginning and the end
The things that come to those who wait were left behind by David Cook.
David Cook can lead a horse to water and David Cook can get him to drink.
The kid is not David Cook’s son.
Scientists don’t know which came first, the chicken or the egg, David Cook does.
It is ridiculous how excited I got when I saw some of my reasons included in the formal list. Simply ridiculous. The DC Fan Team rulz. So does DC.
David Cook IS single. (What camera does he look into?) Yes. Yes! YES!!! *lights a cig*
David Cook is all right with that.
Joey Tribbiani’s legendary “How YOU doin?”? That’s right - blame it on David Cook.
David Cook is here, there and everywhere.
Brad Pitt begged for that funny gaffe to stand out in the presence of David Cook. (He still didn’t.)
~OR~
Even Brad Pitt’s lapel mic was nervous to be on the same show as David Cook.
More later! (Gotta have a life now, lol.) Take it sleazy, DC Fan Team!
I like my coffee with cream, sugar, and David Cook.
by the way, about the mensch suggestion, that is certainly true. However I would go so far as to say he’s an ubermensch.
When the door closes, David opens a window.
David Cook would never forget your birthday.
David Cook never leaves a dustpan line.
Of course he’s an ubermencsh. I was just employing subtle restraint and witty alliteration.
weadasdasd
just before his death, James Dean said “damn, Divid Cook is cool”
David Cook can’t go swimming; when he gets in, he’s so hot he makes the water boil away.
One reason why David can’t go swimming is because he’s so cool he makes it freeze.
if you made a face at David Cook, your face would freeze that way
David Cook’s cowboy boots are made from real cowboys
David Cook is the holy spirit. Soul strengthening sound.
wow… so should I thank David Cook or McDB.. again? both, of course!
idk, but you rock McDB and we all know DC = ultimate greatness.
David Cook invented chocolate chip cookies
David Cook walks into a bar… nuff said
David Cook invented the one liner.
David Cook stole the cookies from the cookie jar. (Don’t worry, he put them back.)
That red light you ran? David Cook saw that.
Your conscience looks to David Cook for guidance.
David Cook eats out of pleasure, not necessity.
David Cook is Anna Nicole’s baby daddy.
Alan Rickman is no match for David Cook.
David Cook will take over Cuba and make it the 51st state.
For God so loved the world, he gave them David Cook.
David Cook has a billion Neopoints.
David Cook found Nemo.
David Cook only spits in a spatoon.
David Cook has a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.
When David Cook makes his visits to the Bunkers, he always sits in Archie’s chair.
David Cook stole Diane from Sam Malone, and then tried to give her back.
Captain Underpants was David Cook’s first autobiography.
The grass is always greener in David Cook’s yard.
The Fonz always lets David Cook use his comb.
David Cook knows what really happened to Kurt Cobain.
David Cook is the quicker picker upper
Only David Cook can prevent forest fires
David Cook does a body good
David Cook invented sliced bread and is the greatest thing since
This is David’s application form to American Idol – HONEST!!
In order for the Producers of American Idol to get to know you better, we ask that you answer the following question:
Q: Are there any significant experiences you have had, or accomplishments you have realised, that have helped to define you as a person?
David’s answer: I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch break, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I write award winning operas and manage time efficiently. Occasionally I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed and I cook 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I had trials with the LA Lakers, I am the subject of numerous documentaries.
When I’m bored I build large suspension bridges in my garden. I enjoy urban hand gliding. On Wednesdays I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie.
Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen yet I receive fan mail. Last summer I toured Eastern Europe with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I run the 100m in 9.65 seconds. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles.
Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic and all my bills are paid. On weekends to let off steam I participate in full contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.
I have made extraordinary four course meals using only some vegetables and a Brevile Toaster. I breed prize winning clams.
I have won bullfights in Madrid, cliff diving competitions in Sri Lanka and chess competitions at the Kremlin. I have performed open heart surgery and I have spoken with Elvis.
But I have not yet won American Idol.
Guys, you are hilarious.
>> The Tower of Pisa bent to check out David Cook
Wow. This is soo funny!
Four out of five doctors agree: listening to David Cook is good for your health.
Isn’t it sad to know that the disagreeable doctor already died from not listening?
If that is really is his application form (although I’m curious as to how Andrea got ahold of it) I’m in awe.
David Cook is the perfect man, it is official.
It’s almost a crime to be that witty and that good-looking at the same time.
If David Cook was a multiple choice answer, he’d be D: All of the above.
David Cook has a better cell phone than you.
But he prefers to write snail mail.
David Cook carries salt and pepper shakers around in case he needs to shake things up (!).
David Cook learned the alphabet backwards before he did forwards.
David Cook is a mover and a shaker, but he’s a giver, not a taker.
David Cook is nonprofit.
ACDC? Named after the Cook brothers.